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ichigobleachcake: btwwearenotacouple: These are my favorite...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:16:22 -0400

ichigobleachcake:

btwwearenotacouple:

These are my favorite people in existence.

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Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:41:41 -0500

giles + smiles↳ (kinda) requested by buffypratt

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:40:57 -0500

giles + smiles
↳ (kinda) requested by buffypratt

tyleroakley: (via)

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:39:28 -0500

tyleroakley:

(via)

android18: HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:36:05 -0500

android18:

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE
TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

Copyright Alert System (CAS) passed

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 13:04:11 -0500

fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

sanityscraps:

attackofthepartycannon:

jesus-christ-official:

snowl4e:

Slow clap.

Slow clap.

Enjoy having your Internet slowed down for alledged copyright infringement.

Also CISPA is trying to come back as we speak.

‘Murika, you let CAS pass. If you don’t stop CISPA, say goodbye to Free Internet.

Here’s a link to the Stop CISPA petition.

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY UNTIL THE 15TH.

15 days. 82 246 signatures needed. Only 411 were made yesterday.

even if you didn’t, fucking put your goddamn signature there (assuming you’re an american and actually can do that) and signal boost it.

14 days, 82 037 signatures needed. Only 209 were made yesterday.

Here’s some info on what will happen to you if you don’t fucking sign this petition.

Your private information from sites, such as Facebook and Google, will be now available to the Goverment. And there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it. If someone doesn’t like you, they can go and check all the information Facebook and Google have about you

Your military will ALSO have access to said private info.

No warrants or subpoenas (also known as the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part)

Companies that join this shit become immune to criminal and civil liability (also “an aka the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part”)

If you don’t get how serious that is, watch this video, it’ll demonstrate.

Oh, and GO SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION.

14 days, 81,888 signatures needed. Only 149 were made yesterday.

Don’t make me start reposting this post twice a day. Because I will if the amount of signatures won’t fucking skyrocket.

GUYS PLEASE AT LEAST REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE TOO LAZY TO SIGN

OMG

THIS SCARES ME TO DEATH

I AM BEGGING YOU

PLEASE JUST SIGN THIS DAMN THING

JUST SIGN IT

THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS SERIOUS
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Please, everyone DO sign that petition. You don’t even have to be a US resident, because the zip code box is actually optional.

BUT. I would like to point out that saying we “let CAS pass” is misleading. CAS is not a law. It’s something that our ISPs are doing on their own time. It’s a corporate decision, not a legal or congressional one. Also, while CAS is wrong and should not exist, to the best of my knowledge, they’re still mainly targeting uploaders, not downloaders, so all of us pirates (myself included) scared of getting caught only need to be a little more cautious about seeding, that’s all.

CISPA, however, IS a bill that may become law. And it really needs to die. So not only should you sign this petition, but what would be MORE EFFECTIVE is to CONTACT YOUR CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES DIRECTLY. Do this en masse, and they might just listen. So here you go: contacting your senators and representatives.

America, I reblogged this here before. It needs almost 60k signatures in 9 days

GO. SIGNAL BOOST THIS AND SIGN

mishasminions: georgepaulblagden: darksidespirituality: claybabay: NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE NEED...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 13:01:55 -0500

mishasminions:

georgepaulblagden:

darksidespirituality:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

Forgot this part:

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR EXPERIENCE

#the worst catch-22 of all

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD’S JUST LAUGHING AT ME

pantslesswrock: YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS? YOU...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 08:47:33 -0500

pantslesswrock:

YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?

YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?

YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?

THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE

DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?

DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?

THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE

ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED

THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY

THIS EQUATES TO NEARLY 200 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS, OR 2/3RDS OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY

IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, YOU RIGHT NOW DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE

THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER

THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII

JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN

LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT

INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT

POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO MOTHERFUCKING THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID

AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS

GUESS WHAT? I’LL STRETCH YOUR FUCKING ASS TOO UNTIL YOU AT LEAST REBLOG THIS, AND LET MORE FUCKING PEOPLE KNOW THAT THEIR RIGHTS ARE FUCKING GONE

MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE

cuz this shit ain’t right.

EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS

ALSO THIS AND THIS AND MOTHERFUCKING THIS

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Thu, 07 Mar 2013 08:44:58 -0500

catbountry: irrevokable: cat meows underwater. i don’t think...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 08:44:31 -0500

catbountry:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

This cat is named McLovin.

mcavoy-is-who-locked: Loooooooove !!!

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:16:05 -0500

mcavoy-is-who-locked:

Loooooooove !!!

shanellestumblr: Saw this circling around Facebook and want to...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:15:40 -0500

shanellestumblr:

Saw this circling around Facebook and want to repost because I can’t agree more!

The Tumblr community is notorious for wanting novelty pets simply because of the novelty (fuzzy chicken, chinchilla, etc) without doing any research. Please, please please do your research before you even consider getting a rabbit for Easter. And NEVER buy one as a GIFT! They are a personal commitment that you must make yourself, not that you can make for other people or that other people can make for you.

That being said, shelter adoption is a very rewarding way to adopt rabbits into your life, should you decide you’re ready for the commitment. Shelters become overrun with rabbits after easter because of people being uneducated and deciding to surrender them after the novelty has worn off. There are thousands and thousands of rabbits without homes at these shelters that need someone to care for them!

Adopting my rabbit 5 years ago was the best decision I made, she has improved my quality of life considerably and I love her so much. Rabbits are intelligent and loving critters, but sometimes challenging, and if you are up to date with your knowledge on them, you and your rabbit can both have a rewarding life together.

The House Rabbit Society website has lots of info to get you started and I definitely urge anyone considering adopting one of these balls of love to thoroughly read their website and so some more research of your own! http://www.rabbit.org http://www.rabbit.org http://www.rabbit.org

fight-for-what-you-care: awklicious: Best post on...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:11:56 -0500

fight-for-what-you-care:

awklicious:

Best post on tumblr

i had to reblog this

Hermosoo!! *-*

unseeliequeen: feigenbaumsworld: mal-luck: artofobservation: ...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:04:39 -0500

unseeliequeen:

feigenbaumsworld:

mal-luck:

artofobservation:

mental-roulette:

I CAN’T

sobbing

omfg

THE HARKNESS TEST

zapbird: this is important

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:01:54 -0500

zapbird:

this is important

breelandwalker: anarcho-queer: New York City Cops Will Arrest...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:00:36 -0500

breelandwalker:

anarcho-queer:

New York City Cops Will Arrest You For Carrying Condoms

The woman asked Officer Hill why he was stopping her.

She wore jean shorts and a tight red shirt and had stood outdoors for half an hour. She’d had a conversation with a passing man. When Officer Hill searched her bag, he found a condom and $1.25.

He arrested her for “loitering for the purpose of prostitution.” On the supporting deposition, he filled in the blanks for what she was wearing and how many condoms she had.

When I read over the deposition in the PROS Network’s Public Health Crisis (PDF), a study of how the NYPD arrests folks for carrying condoms, I thought of all the tight shirts I’d worn while idling outside on delicious spring days. I thought, She sounds like me. She sounds like my friends.

The NYPD will arrest you for carrying condoms, but that depends entirely on who you are. If you’re a middle-class white girl like me, you’re probably safe. But say you’re a sex worker or a queer kid kicked out of your home. Say you’re a trans woman out for dinner with your boyfriend. Maybe you’ve been arrested as a sex worker before. Maybe some quota-filling cop thinks you look like a whore.

Then you’re not safe at all.

Like most laughably cruel tricks of the justice system, you probably wouldn’t know that you could be arrested for carrying condoms until it happened to you. Monica Gonzalez is a nurse and a grandmother. In 2008, Officer Sean Spencer arrested her for prostitution while she was on the way to the ER with an asthma attack. The condom he found on her turned out to be imaginary. Gonzalez sued the city after the charges were dropped. But if the condom were real, why should she have even been arrested at all?

Arrest is always violent. The NYPD may or may not break your ribs, but the process of arrest in America is still a man tying your hands behind your back at gunpoint and locking you in a cage. Holding cells are shit-encrusted boxes, often too crowded to sit down. Police can leave you there for three days; long enough to lose your job. If this seems obvious, I say it because the polite middle classes trivialize arrest. They talk about “keeping people off the streets.” They don’t realize that the constant threat of arrest is traumatic, unless it happens to them or their kids.

Prostitution is only a misdemeanor in New York, but a conviction will knock you off food stamps and out of subsidized housing. While society feigns wanting sex workers to change their profession, it does everything it can to keep them where they are. Most prostitution defendants plea bargain. Too broke and scared to fight, men and women agree to charges that will follow them for life.

There are two types of prostitution arrests. For “prostitution,” the officer has to witness you making an offer, but “loitering for the purposes of engaging in a prostitution offense” requires only circumstantial evidence. On the supporting depositions, officers answer a checklist. Were you standing in an area known for prostitution? According to Karina Claudio, a lead organizer at the community group Make the Road, these areas can be anywhere. Were you dressed provocatively? Did you speak to a guy? Were you standing next to someone who has been arrested for prostitution? Were you carrying condoms?

Claudio says, “There’s obviously a problem with a law so broad that if you are walking with a tight shirt in ‘a place where prostitution happens,’ you can be stopped. It’s like Russian roulette.”

And you’re far more likely to be stopped if you’re trans.

In a study conducted by Make the Road, 59 percent of their trans respondents had been stopped by the police. Cristina, a trans woman out clubbing with her boyfriend, was accused of prostitution when cops found condoms in her bra. Let’s just pause for a moment to imagine the groping that led to this discovery.

The cops refused to believe that her guy wasn’t a client. Claudio says, “This happens to our members for walking while trans. They’re going to stores, clubs, restaurants, and they get profiled as sex workers because of their gender identity and expression.”

That’s how you get arrested for carrying condoms when you’re not a sex worker. But, let’s say you are a sex worker. You’re carrying condoms to protect your health and that of your clients. You may have gotten the condoms from the city itself. New York distributes 40 million condoms a year. The city has its own condom brand, its logo spelled out in the bright letters they use to mark subway lines.

So, you’re arrested. The proof needed to lock you up is that you’re carrying one of these city-branded, city-distributed devices.

If the cops don’t arrest you, they have a habit of confiscating your condoms.

The PROS Network’s study is filled with gutting stories. A 37-year-old white woman in Coney Island says, “I was locked up because I had a condom. I wasn’t even prostituting. They took the condom.“ A gender queer Puerto Rican sex worker, 22, says, “I’m damned if I do, I’m damned if I don’t. I don’t want to get any disease, but I do want to make my money. Why do they take our condoms? Do they want us to die?”

How does something so egregious keep happening? Because sex workers don’t matter.

Sex workers matter. They matter to their friends and partners, their kids, their parents, their communities. But sex workers don’t matter to power, even if power is paying a sex worker to dress it up in diapers every Wednesday.

Horrors are acceptable when they’re not happening to the dominant class.

NInety percent of people who are stopped and frisked are of color. Because of the work of community organizations, the mainstream media finally reports that the NYPD has been filling their arrest quotas by searching for weed under black teenagers’ testicles. They now report that, in a Clean Halls building, you could be slammed up against the wall, or even arrested, because you didn’t carry your ID when you were dumping the trash. If drugs and weapons provide an excuse to harass men of color, then condoms do the same for queer folks and women.

LGBT civil rights and sex worker advocacy groups are fighting against the use of condoms as evidence. Mainstream feminism is not. A movement that rightly and vociferously fought pharmacists who refused to fill birth control prescriptions has remained largely silent about women being jailed for carrying another contraceptive.

Mainstream feminism might remember that the war on women always starts with the war on whores. Then, that category expands to include everyone but the white virgin tying her knees together in church. Until 1996, Ireland locked up unmarried moms and rape victims in Magdalene Laundries, where nuns worked them to death to cleanse their imaginary sins. The nuns built those Magdalene Laundries to imprison sex workers. Tens of thousands of women died within their walls, of every walk of life except the very wealthiest.

A bill to end the use of condoms as evidence was introduced in 1999. Health and civil rights organizations have been fighting to pass it ever since. Audacia Ray, founder of the sex workers activist organization the Red Umbrella Project says that while many politicians are supportive of the bill in private, they’re afraid to champion it publicly. They don’t want to be seen as pro-prostitution.

If you’re a New Yorker who thinks it’s wrong that folks are locked in cages for trying to protect themselves and their partners from HIV, you might give your state senator a call. No Condoms as Evidence has more details.

With sex workers, as with anyone, charity doesn’t change things. Solidarity does. Have you ever been outside on a sunny day, wearing shorts, a condom in your purse? Were you afraid of being arrested? Or were you a good woman? A member of the privileged class? Do you look away from official violence, until maybe, one day, it happens to you?

Reblogging because this needs a signal boost.

Think about how fucking scary this is. Yet more instances of being judged for what you’re wearing, and more than that, for attempting to practice safe sex. This is some bullshit right here.

vantaslord: eridanslusciousbooty: okay let’s try this origin thing oh

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:56:23 -0500

vantaslord:

eridanslusciousbooty:

okay let’s try this origin thing

oh

thedailytennant: tatennant-ismybrotp: gallifreyan-detective: O...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:54:33 -0500

thedailytennant:

tatennant-ismybrotp:

gallifreyan-detective:

Oh, hello.

I wish people would tag their porn

hair porn, that is.

#porn

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Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:50:14 -0500

dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:49:51 -0500

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response